| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
![](file.png) | UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
![](file.png) | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
![](file.png) | VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
![](file.png) | VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
![](file.png) | VBT | Very Bad Thing |
![](file.png) | VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
![](file.png) | VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
![](file.png) | VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
![](file.png) | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
![](file.png) | WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
![](file.png) | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
![](file.png) | WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
![](file.png) | WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
![](file.png) | WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
![](file.png) | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
![](file.png) | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
![](file.png) | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
![](file.png) | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
![](file.png) | YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
![](file.png) | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |