| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
![](file.png) | SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
![](file.png) | SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
![](file.png) | SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
![](file.png) | SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
![](file.png) | SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
![](file.png) | SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
![](file.png) | SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
![](file.png) | SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
![](file.png) | SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
![](file.png) | TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
![](file.png) | TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
![](file.png) | TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
![](file.png) | TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
![](file.png) | TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
![](file.png) | TBP | Total Body Pain |
![](file.png) | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
![](file.png) | TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
![](file.png) | TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
![](file.png) | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
![](file.png) | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
![](file.png) | TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
![](file.png) | TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
![](file.png) | TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
![](file.png) | THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
![](file.png) | TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
![](file.png) | TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
![](file.png) | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
![](file.png) | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
![](file.png) | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
![](file.png) | TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
![](file.png) | TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
![](file.png) | TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
![](file.png) | TRO | Time Ran Out |
![](file.png) | TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
![](file.png) | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
![](file.png) | TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
![](file.png) | TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
![](file.png) | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
![](file.png) | TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
![](file.png) | TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
![](file.png) | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
![](file.png) | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
![](file.png) | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
![](file.png) | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
![](file.png) | TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
![](file.png) | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
![](file.png) | UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
![](file.png) | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
![](file.png) | UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |