| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
![](file.png) | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
![](file.png) | HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
![](file.png) | HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
![](file.png) | HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
![](file.png) | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
![](file.png) | HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
![](file.png) | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
![](file.png) | HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
![](file.png) | IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
![](file.png) | IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
![](file.png) | IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
![](file.png) | IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
![](file.png) | ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
![](file.png) | ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
![](file.png) | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
![](file.png) | IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
![](file.png) | JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
![](file.png) | JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
![](file.png) | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
![](file.png) | JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
![](file.png) | JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
![](file.png) | JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
![](file.png) | JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
![](file.png) | JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
![](file.png) | JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
![](file.png) | KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
![](file.png) | KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
![](file.png) | KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
![](file.png) | KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
![](file.png) | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
![](file.png) | LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
![](file.png) | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
![](file.png) | LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
![](file.png) | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
![](file.png) | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
![](file.png) | LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
![](file.png) | LOL | Little Old Lady |
![](file.png) | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
![](file.png) | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
![](file.png) | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
![](file.png) | LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
![](file.png) | LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
![](file.png) | LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
![](file.png) | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
![](file.png) | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
![](file.png) | MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
![](file.png) | MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
![](file.png) | MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
![](file.png) | MFC | Measure For Coffin |