| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
![](file.png) | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
![](file.png) | DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
![](file.png) | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
![](file.png) | DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
![](file.png) | DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
![](file.png) | DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
![](file.png) | DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
![](file.png) | DQ | Drama Queen |
![](file.png) | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
![](file.png) | DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
![](file.png) | DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
![](file.png) | DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
![](file.png) | DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
![](file.png) | DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
![](file.png) | DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
![](file.png) | DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
![](file.png) | EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
![](file.png) | EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
![](file.png) | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
![](file.png) | EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
![](file.png) | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
![](file.png) | EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
![](file.png) | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
![](file.png) | EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
![](file.png) | EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
![](file.png) | ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
![](file.png) | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
![](file.png) | ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
![](file.png) | ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
![](file.png) | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
![](file.png) | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
![](file.png) | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
![](file.png) | FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
![](file.png) | FD | F*cking Drunk |
![](file.png) | FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
![](file.png) | FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
![](file.png) | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
![](file.png) | FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
![](file.png) | FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
![](file.png) | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
![](file.png) | FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
![](file.png) | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
![](file.png) | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
![](file.png) | FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
![](file.png) | FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
![](file.png) | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
![](file.png) | FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
![](file.png) | FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
![](file.png) | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |