| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| SLUF | Short Little Ugly F*cker, Term For Small Jet Aircraft Or A Racist Term For Native People |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| REMF | Rear-Echelon Mother F*cker. A Term Of Derision Used By Front-line Soldiers To Describe Those In Cushy Jobs In The Rear. |
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