| Acronym | Meaning |
 | P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
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