| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
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