| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
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