| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
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