| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
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