| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
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