| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
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