| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
![](file.png) | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
![](file.png) | PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
![](file.png) | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
![](file.png) | SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
![](file.png) | OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
![](file.png) | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
![](file.png) | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
![](file.png) | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
![](file.png) | ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |