| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
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