| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |