| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
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