| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
![](file.png) | PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
![](file.png) | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
![](file.png) | CLL | Chronic Low Life |
![](file.png) | TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
![](file.png) | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
![](file.png) | FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
![](file.png) | TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
![](file.png) | PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
![](file.png) | PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |