| Acronym | Meaning |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |