| Acronym | Meaning |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |