| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |