| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
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