| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
![](file.png) | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
![](file.png) | HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
![](file.png) | APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
![](file.png) | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
![](file.png) | DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
![](file.png) | SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
![](file.png) | HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
![](file.png) | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
![](file.png) | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |