| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NAD | Not Actually Done |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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