| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
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