| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
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