| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
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