| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
 | PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
 | SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
 | DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
 | SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
 | FD | F*cking Drunk |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
 | TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |