| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
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