| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
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