| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
![](file.png) | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
![](file.png) | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
![](file.png) | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
![](file.png) | BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
![](file.png) | SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
![](file.png) | PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
![](file.png) | HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
![](file.png) | COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
![](file.png) | HBD | Has Been Drinking |