| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
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