| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
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