| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
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