| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
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