| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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