| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
 | CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
 | TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
 | SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
 | SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
 | MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
 | PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |