| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
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