| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
Browse by Letter:
