| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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