| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
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