| Acronym | Meaning |
 | D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
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