| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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