| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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