| Acronym | Meaning |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |