| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
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