| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
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