| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
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