| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
 | KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
 | C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
 | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
 | RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |