| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
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