| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
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