| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
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