| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
 | PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
 | TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
 | CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
 | CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
 | COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
 | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |