| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
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