| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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