| Acronym | Meaning |
 | KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
 | BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
 | EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
 | 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
 | FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
 | WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
 | FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |