| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
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