| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
 | GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
 | DQ | Drama Queen |
 | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
 | CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
 | CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
 | AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
 | VBT | Very Bad Thing |