| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
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