| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
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