| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
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