| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
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