| Acronym | Meaning |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |