| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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