| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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