| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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