| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
 | AOB | Alcohol On Board |
 | OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
 | CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
 | POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
 | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |