| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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