| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
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