| Acronym | Meaning |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |