| Acronym | Meaning |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |