| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
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