| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
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