| Acronym | Meaning |
 | B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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