| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
 | ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
 | AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
 | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
 | AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
 | TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
 | BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |