| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
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