| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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