| Acronym | Meaning |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |