| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |