| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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