| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
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