| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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