| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
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