| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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