| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
![](file.png) | AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
![](file.png) | MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
![](file.png) | WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
![](file.png) | CATS | Cut All To Shit |
![](file.png) | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
![](file.png) | ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
![](file.png) | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
![](file.png) | FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
![](file.png) | SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |