| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
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