| Acronym | Meaning |
 | D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
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